February 2010
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I live in a world where teenage girls who eat...
jksnprmly:
I need vodka.
January 2010
jimihands asked: how do I see your older posts?
Anonymous asked: /b/astard, huh
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"Talk to My Dick" FUCKING HILARIOUS PORN!!! →
johnwilkestooth:
Dude sips champagne and stares at the camera to deliver a monologue while camera zooms out to show him getting his dick sucked by one girl after the other. They change when he is out of champagne so another will come in with a fresh glass and start suckin his dick.
WHAT IS THIS!!! OH MY GOD SELF REFLEXIVE FILMMAKING TECHNIQUES! THIS IS THE GREATEST! HE’S TALKING TO HIS WIFE...
passivelypensive:
I’M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK
I’M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
HEY LADIES
BEFORE I EAT YOU
I LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS
…I’M A DICK
I had fun at math class today.
podochotosaurtrainerbearshell:
Steve and Ulric screwing around while Don is trying to teach.
Steve: Ugh, I’m not picking it up.
Ulric: I’m not either !
[Mindless argument going on for about 5 minutes]
Don: Stop acting like kindergarteners !
[Ulric throws eraser or random projectile]
Don: Ulric, stop touching Steve’s stuff
Don: I’d rather you touch girls.
And that’s coming from...
hardenthefuckup asked: i am going to raep you
Years of abstinence programs but higher pregnancy... →
azspot:
Less sex is supposedly taking place but pregnancy rates are up. That would seem to indicate that what changed is that fewer teens are now taking precautions to avoid unwanted pregnancy—and for most teens being pregnant is unwanted. This would seem to verify the criticism of the abstinence programs that what they do is encourage reckless sexuality among teens.
The dilemma for the moral...
You may be hotter, smarter, cuter, richer,...
fuckyeahitsaaronagulay:
ruanfoolrun:
PERSONALITY > LOOKS
GTFO MEN
LOL THIS IS FOR UGLY GURLS.
and
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And So It Went
dearoldlove:
After you went down on me, you told me I was the breakfast of champions. I love that we both thought of Kurt Vonnegut.
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Real Nigga Role Call / Lil...
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FUCKYEAHNOM
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