January 2010
El regalo tarde para mi novia para Navidad es un...
omgivan:
ivan is the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best
i stop giving a fuck that it's a new year 30...
(via goodwillcunting)
pretty much how i feel
December 2009
UMMWHATSPRING
fuckyeahitsaaronagulay:
hi you don’t know me irl i just found your tumblr lol im a 14 yr old girl frm florida and my parents are rly religious but i hate it so when they r asleep i sneak into the kitchen and find things to mastrb8 so yesterday nite i was masterbatng w/ a carrot but my mom walked in suddenly, nd i got scared and i accidentally broke off a peice and im too scared 2 tell my parents...
13918.) I'm slowly starting to figure out that I...
omgivan:
(via blogsecret)
for the 9001st time, kill yourself.
bahahaha
R.I.P. The Rev
pointandclick:
(via fuckyeahitsaaronagulay)
I have a feeling Tumblr will be invaded by...
(via citywonder)
too late
it’s already happened
you know who you are
my caucasian boypren
ivan: DA WHITE PEOPER
ivan: DEY SAY HITTING ARE NOT DA SORUTION
ivan: THE ASIAN PEOPER
ivan: DEY DO DA HITTING ARE DA SORUTION
ivan: IF YOUR RITTER BOY IS BRING DA ASSHOR
ivan: IT MEK DEM DA DISCIPRIN
ivan: WHEN DEY RAK DISCIPRIN
ivan: DEY ARE IN FOR WHOOPING
i find it excruciatingly painful to read nice...
i don’t know why
Everyone has that "crazy cousin" and if you don't,...
solaravada:
It’s a fact.
i thought i was the crazy one at first. but upon further consideration, i think it’s my cousins who’ve been living in new jersey for the past five years.
one’s in ninth grade, the other is in seventh grade.
they both sound like hood rats.
and talk about eating poo and picking their buttholes.
it’s fucking frightening.
tikalumbo:
Most people say: If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything. I say: If you don’t have anything truthful to say, shut your ass up.
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Communist Daughter / Neutral...
i don't know, maybe it is normal to want to kill...
ieatcatlitter:
maybe i’m not the only one?
when it’s that time of the month
i want to kill other people
with my vagina
jk but yeah menstruation’s a bitch
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why am i missing this
ajagulay: she ate the guys penis
ajagulay: then sat on his face
ajagulay: and ate his face...
ajagulay: and ripped out his organs
ajagulay: yum
ajagulay: with her pussy..
ajagulay: now they are having
ajagulay: bloody
ajagulay: lesbian
ajagulay: sex
ajagulay: and the chicks
ajagulay: vagina
ajagulay: is eating the other chick
ajagulay: they are exchanging the fishie
ajagulay: whenever it eats someone
ajagulay: it makes like
ajagulay: a cartoon
ajagulay: "chomp" sound
ajagulay: now they are exchanging
ajagulay: the fishie
ajagulay: moar
ajagulay: its hella
ajagulay: sticking
ajagulay: out of her vag
ajagulay: and like
ajagulay: like
ajagulay: 10 feet
ajagulay: and its like multiplying
ajagulay: sscary
ajagulay: BABY FISHIES
ajagulay: now the red bandana chick
ajagulay: strapped like
ajagulay: knives everywhere
ajagulay: and went all mencenary mode
ajagulay: mercenary
ajagulay: like
ajagulay: she hella randomly found ninja weapons
ajagulay: now they're bonking each other with random pipes
ajagulay: the fishie one
ajagulay: just said
ajagulay: "I want to eat you"
ajagulay: scary
ajagulay: D:
ajagulay: CHOMP SOUND AGAIN
ajagulay: OH MY GOD
ajagulay: THEY ARE BITING EACH OTHERS NIPPLES OFF
ajagulay: OH SNAP SHES GOING FOR THE KNIFE
ajagulay: SHANK
ajagulay: FAKE ORGANS EVERYWHERE
ajagulay: THE FISHIE CAME OUT
ajagulay: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE
ajagulay: THEY ARE CHOKING EACH OTHER
ajagulay: WITH THEIR INTESTINES
ajagulay: LOLOLOL
ajagulay: OH MY GOD
ajagulay: THE FISHIE GREW
ajagulay: ITS LIKE
ajagulay: 10 FEET TALL
ajagulay: WTF
ajagulay: OH SHIT
ajagulay: IT CAME OUT OF THE OTHER CHICKS HEAD
ajagulay: OH THEY SHOCKED THE FISHIE
ajagulay: WITH POWER CHORDS
